hey, that's life

You may want to consider selling your DNA. They pay $5000.

Aside from that come-on, you also help researchers. But beware, they could actually hold the patent to your DNA (insert The Twilight Zone music here *)

"Thanks to the U.S. Patent office, your DNA can be patented, protecting your blueprint and putting your DNA on file for scientific purposes."

Like it's a good thing. Or is it?